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I wasn't playing, and I don't want to be a lady
    GOT
Wars are easier than daughters
    GOT
I haven't played with Dolls since I was 8.
    GOT
A good king knows when to save his strength And when to destroy his enemies
    GOT
Everyone who isn't us is enemy
    GOT
TAHM 1-18 14:43
Who moved the reindeer?
Are you freaking kidding me?
    TAHM
Fiding the acoustic sweet spot
    BBT S02E09
I hereby pronounce you a community
    CO
Abed, nice to know you and meet you
    CO
Meditation is nothing but hokum
God, I am not outing me, am I?
    TA
What's wrong with you! Wait, I keep a list on the fridge
    TA
OMG, you've been robbed! OMG, totally cute
    2B
Max, what's my Twitter password! twitterpassword
    2B
Hold my hands, nothing!
    2B
Smart? I would have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as Smart
    the word Plenty has been redefined to me mean two
Oh my god, I am dating myself.
    TAHM
What's the big deal, I don't cry when I am late?
    TAHM
Will you make up your freaking mind:
    TAHM
Son of a biscuit, that is some lava java
    MA
Holy crap on a cracker
    BB
Still on page one!
    TA
Which one's the washer
    TA
Asians, Can't direct, Can't drive
    Co
Give me some fivisies
    Co
I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
    TAHM
Wait, is this a part of the experiment
    Co
He is not a freak, he is individualistic
    Off
Are you saying I have a locker here for 2 and half years
    Community
Corporate Espionage, I like it
    Co
I will be given to no man
    TED
Marriage is a lie Nobody commits to this Nobody stays with anybody forever So why do we keep lying!
    Community Season 3 Episode 11 - Contemporary Impressionists
We can not control such power. But we can use our human power and invention and discovery to learn to understand and survive
    National Geographic. Forces of Nature.mp3
boy, you miss one health class
    TAHM
Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
    BBT
That's a weird skill to be lacking
    MAW
What a pathetic loser I am
    TAHM
If he is telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us
    The Pirates of the Caribbean
I'm on a diet so I can't have ice cream brownie cake with fudge and sprinkles.
Take care of her. But make look like an accident.
    TAHM
I don't scream when I pee. I took care of that!
    TAHM
Maybe it is second-hand beef
    TAHM
You're becoming Cake
Who the hell is paul?
    Men at work
Your soul, please
    TAHM
I am not some greek philosopher
    MAT
I had two brothers
    TAHM
I give you 500 Dollars Split the difference 250
    TAHM
who moved the reindeers
    TAHM
Going to our mothers would cut into that!
    TAHM
Don't shoot the messenger
    TAHM
You are using Chocolate as positive reinforcement for what you consider for correcting behavior
    BBT
A: Are you kidding me? B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
    I am good for 74 Dollars
    TAHM
It's not funny twice!
    TAHM
This dry streak is trying to affect your mind
    TAHM
Howard sleeping, this is his mother! Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
    BBT
With this technology, we finally defeated privacy!
    Better Off Ted
Either one of you weirdos wants to buy underwear, only 1400 bucks!
    @ BBT
They can't function without me, I am the social glue that holds this little group together!
    Sheldon @ BBT
Free coffee is the only reason people have jobs
    MAT
You don't screw the roommate agreement, The roommate agreement screw you!
    BBT
It's alright! They didn't take my comic books
    Sheldon on BBT
Who cares as long as you pick me?
    BBT
People buy an expensive gift the for the housekeeper -TAHM
How could a box leave a ring?
    TAHM
I don't know if groceries store the first place I would go for that, but good luck!
    TAHM
And yet but both my ex-wives live on!
    Products for people who don't have presentations
    BOT
now that's how it's done!
      TAHM
Oh yeah, I tried to watch it online, but they wanted my credit card
    BBT
Neither do I! Doogie Howser been out at the air for 20 years
    BBT
That's something we have in common. -BBT (Big Bang Theory)
yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk yourself
    BBT
Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he is drunk, go!
    TAHM
You brought your husband to work, you know the rules!
    BBT
Don't talk down to me Alan!
    TAHM
You spend it as quickly as you get it!
    TAHM
Meditation is nothing but hokum
    BBT
I swear to God I am smart
    BBT
I know it hard to accept those giant companies don't care about people
    MAT
Babysitter is 1000X important than sharing gossip
    MAT
Indian children are very affectionate towards their parents and treat them well when they are old
    Kadhal Kavidhai
Aims for the stars buddy
    MAT
10 things women are really thinking? Did you put the wrong article?
    MAT
You do know that friends that imply that you talk and hang out and actually know things about each other right, Oh, then I have quite strangers with benefits
    MAT
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