Chat Movie/TVShow Lines

I wasn't playing, and I don't want to be a lady

• GOT

Wars are easier than daughters

• GOT

I haven't played with Dolls since I was 8.

• GOT

A good king knows when to save his strength And when to destroy his enemies

• GOT

Everyone who isn't us is enemy

• GOT

TAHM 1-18 14:43

Who moved the reindeer?

Are you freaking kidding me?

• TAHM

Fiding the acoustic sweet spot

• BBT S02E09

I hereby pronounce you a community

• CO

Abed, nice to know you and meet you

• CO

Meditation is nothing but hokum

God, I am not outing me, am I?

• TA

What's wrong with you! Wait, I keep a list on the fridge

• TA

OMG, you've been robbed! OMG, totally cute

• 2B

Max, what's my Twitter password! twitterpassword

• 2B

Hold my hands, nothing!

• 2B

Smart? I would have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as Smart

• the word Plenty has been redefined to me mean two

Oh my god, I am dating myself.

• TAHM

What's the big deal, I don't cry when I am late?

• TAHM

Will you make up your freaking mind:

• TAHM

Son of a biscuit, that is some lava java

• MA

Holy crap on a cracker

• BB

Still on page one!

• TA

Which one's the washer

• TA

Asians, Can't direct, Can't drive

• Co

Give me some fivisies

• Co

I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.

• TAHM

Wait, is this a part of the experiment

• Co

He is not a freak, he is individualistic

• Off

Are you saying I have a locker here for 2 and half years

• Community

Corporate Espionage, I like it

• Co

I will be given to no man

• TED

Marriage is a lie Nobody commits to this Nobody stays with anybody forever So why do we keep lying!

• Community Season 3 Episode 11 - Contemporary Impressionists

We can not control such power. But we can use our human power and invention and discovery to learn to understand and survive

• National Geographic. Forces of Nature.mp3

boy, you miss one health class

• TAHM

Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?

• BBT

That's a weird skill to be lacking

• MAW

What a pathetic loser I am

• TAHM

If he is telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us

• The Pirates of the Caribbean

I'm on a diet so I can't have ice cream brownie cake with fudge and sprinkles.

Take care of her. But make look like an accident.

• TAHM

I don't scream when I pee. I took care of that!

• TAHM

Maybe it is second-hand beef

• TAHM

You're becoming Cake

Who the hell is paul?

• Men at work

Your soul, please

• TAHM

I am not some greek philosopher

• MAT

I had two brothers

• TAHM

I give you 500 Dollars Split the difference 250

• TAHM

who moved the reindeers

• TAHM

Going to our mothers would cut into that!

• TAHM

Don't shoot the messenger

• TAHM

You are using Chocolate as positive reinforcement for what you consider for correcting behavior

• BBT

A: Are you kidding me? B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?

• I am good for 74 Dollars

• TAHM

It's not funny twice!

• TAHM

This dry streak is trying to affect your mind

• TAHM

Howard sleeping, this is his mother! Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?

• BBT

With this technology, we finally defeated privacy!

• Better Off Ted

Either one of you weirdos wants to buy underwear, only 1400 bucks!

• @ BBT

They can't function without me, I am the social glue that holds this little group together!

• Sheldon @ BBT

Free coffee is the only reason people have jobs

• MAT

You don't screw the roommate agreement, The roommate agreement screw you!

• BBT

It's alright! They didn't take my comic books

• Sheldon on BBT

Who cares as long as you pick me?

• BBT

People buy an expensive gift the for the housekeeper -TAHM

How could a box leave a ring?

• TAHM

I don't know if groceries store the first place I would go for that, but good luck!

• TAHM

And yet but both my ex-wives live on!

• Products for people who don't have presentations

• BOT

now that's how it's done!

• • TAHM

Oh yeah, I tried to watch it online, but they wanted my credit card

• BBT

Neither do I! Doogie Howser been out at the air for 20 years

• BBT

That's something we have in common. -BBT (Big Bang Theory)

yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk yourself

• BBT

Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he is drunk, go!

• TAHM

You brought your husband to work, you know the rules!

• BBT

Don't talk down to me Alan!

• TAHM

You spend it as quickly as you get it!

• TAHM

Meditation is nothing but hokum

• BBT

I swear to God I am smart

• BBT

I know it hard to accept those giant companies don't care about people

• MAT

Babysitter is 1000X important than sharing gossip

• MAT

Indian children are very affectionate towards their parents and treat them well when they are old

• Kadhal Kavidhai

Aims for the stars buddy

• MAT

10 things women are really thinking? Did you put the wrong article?

• MAT

You do know that friends that imply that you talk and hang out and actually know things about each other right, Oh, then I have quite strangers with benefits

• MAT