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I wasn't playing, and I don't want to be a lady
  • GOT
Wars are easier than daughters
  • GOT
I haven't played with Dolls since I was 8.
  • GOT
A good king knows when to save his strength And when to destroy his enemies
  • GOT
Everyone who isn't us is enemy
  • GOT
TAHM 1-18 14:43
Who moved the reindeer?
Are you freaking kidding me?
  • TAHM
Fiding the acoustic sweet spot
  • BBT S02E09
I hereby pronounce you a community
  • CO
Abed, nice to know you and meet you
  • CO
Meditation is nothing but hokum
God, I am not outing me, am I?
  • TA
What's wrong with you! Wait, I keep a list on the fridge
  • TA
OMG, you've been robbed! OMG, totally cute
  • 2B
Max, what's my Twitter password! twitterpassword
  • 2B
Hold my hands, nothing!
  • 2B
Smart? I would have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as Smart
  • the word Plenty has been redefined to me mean two
Oh my god, I am dating myself.
  • TAHM
What's the big deal, I don't cry when I am late?
  • TAHM
Will you make up your freaking mind:
  • TAHM
Son of a biscuit, that is some lava java
  • MA
Holy crap on a cracker
  • BB
Still on page one!
  • TA
Which one's the washer
  • TA
Asians, Can't direct, Can't drive
  • Co
Give me some fivisies
  • Co
I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
  • TAHM
Wait, is this a part of the experiment
  • Co
He is not a freak, he is individualistic
  • Off
Are you saying I have a locker here for 2 and half years
  • Community
Corporate Espionage, I like it
  • Co
I will be given to no man
  • TED
Marriage is a lie Nobody commits to this Nobody stays with anybody forever So why do we keep lying!
  • Community Season 3 Episode 11 - Contemporary Impressionists
We can not control such power. But we can use our human power and invention and discovery to learn to understand and survive
  • National Geographic. Forces of Nature.mp3
boy, you miss one health class
  • TAHM
Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
  • BBT
That's a weird skill to be lacking
  • MAW
What a pathetic loser I am
  • TAHM
If he is telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us
  • The Pirates of the Caribbean
I'm on a diet so I can't have ice cream brownie cake with fudge and sprinkles.
Take care of her. But make look like an accident.
  • TAHM
I don't scream when I pee. I took care of that!
  • TAHM
Maybe it is second-hand beef
  • TAHM
You're becoming Cake
Who the hell is paul?
  • Men at work
Your soul, please
  • TAHM
I am not some greek philosopher
  • MAT
I had two brothers
  • TAHM
I give you 500 Dollars Split the difference 250
  • TAHM
who moved the reindeers
  • TAHM
Going to our mothers would cut into that!
  • TAHM
Don't shoot the messenger
  • TAHM
You are using Chocolate as positive reinforcement for what you consider for correcting behavior
  • BBT
A: Are you kidding me? B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
  • I am good for 74 Dollars
  • TAHM
It's not funny twice!
  • TAHM
This dry streak is trying to affect your mind
  • TAHM
Howard sleeping, this is his mother! Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
  • BBT
With this technology, we finally defeated privacy!
  • Better Off Ted
Either one of you weirdos wants to buy underwear, only 1400 bucks!
  • @ BBT
They can't function without me, I am the social glue that holds this little group together!
  • Sheldon @ BBT
Free coffee is the only reason people have jobs
  • MAT
You don't screw the roommate agreement, The roommate agreement screw you!
  • BBT
It's alright! They didn't take my comic books
  • Sheldon on BBT
Who cares as long as you pick me?
  • BBT
People buy an expensive gift the for the housekeeper -TAHM
How could a box leave a ring?
  • TAHM
I don't know if groceries store the first place I would go for that, but good luck!
  • TAHM
And yet but both my ex-wives live on!
  • Products for people who don't have presentations
  • BOT
now that's how it's done!
    • TAHM
Oh yeah, I tried to watch it online, but they wanted my credit card
  • BBT
Neither do I! Doogie Howser been out at the air for 20 years
  • BBT
That's something we have in common. -BBT (Big Bang Theory)
yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk yourself
  • BBT
Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he is drunk, go!
  • TAHM
You brought your husband to work, you know the rules!
  • BBT
Don't talk down to me Alan!
  • TAHM
You spend it as quickly as you get it!
  • TAHM
Meditation is nothing but hokum
  • BBT
I swear to God I am smart
  • BBT
I know it hard to accept those giant companies don't care about people
  • MAT
Babysitter is 1000X important than sharing gossip
  • MAT
Indian children are very affectionate towards their parents and treat them well when they are old
  • Kadhal Kavidhai
Aims for the stars buddy
  • MAT
10 things women are really thinking? Did you put the wrong article?
  • MAT
You do know that friends that imply that you talk and hang out and actually know things about each other right, Oh, then I have quite strangers with benefits
  • MAT
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