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I wasn't playing, and I don't want to be a lady
- GOT
Wars are easier than daughters
- GOT
I haven't played with Dolls since I was 8.
- GOT
A good king knows when to save his strength And when to destroy his enemies
- GOT
Everyone who isn't us is enemy
- GOT
TAHM 1-18 14:43
Who moved the reindeer?
Are you freaking kidding me?
- TAHM
Fiding the acoustic sweet spot
- BBT S02E09
I hereby pronounce you a community
- CO
Abed, nice to know you and meet you
- CO
Meditation is nothing but hokum
God, I am not outing me, am I?
- TA
What's wrong with you! Wait, I keep a list on the fridge
- TA
OMG, you've been robbed! OMG, totally cute
- 2B
Max, what's my Twitter password! twitterpassword
- 2B
Hold my hands, nothing!
- 2B
Smart? I would have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as Smart
- the word Plenty has been redefined to me mean two
Oh my god, I am dating myself.
- TAHM
What's the big deal, I don't cry when I am late?
- TAHM
Will you make up your freaking mind:
- TAHM
Son of a biscuit, that is some lava java
- MA
Holy crap on a cracker
- BB
Still on page one!
- TA
Which one's the washer
- TA
Asians, Can't direct, Can't drive
- Co
Give me some fivisies
- Co
I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
- TAHM
Wait, is this a part of the experiment
- Co
He is not a freak, he is individualistic
- Off
Are you saying I have a locker here for 2 and half years
- Community
Corporate Espionage, I like it
- Co
I will be given to no man
- TED
Marriage is a lie Nobody commits to this Nobody stays with anybody forever So why do we keep lying!
- Community Season 3 Episode 11 - Contemporary Impressionists
We can not control such power. But we can use our human power and invention and discovery to learn to understand and survive
- National Geographic. Forces of Nature.mp3
boy, you miss one health class
- TAHM
Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
- BBT
That's a weird skill to be lacking
- MAW
What a pathetic loser I am
- TAHM
If he is telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us
- The Pirates of the Caribbean
I'm on a diet so I can't have ice cream brownie cake with fudge and sprinkles.
Take care of her. But make look like an accident.
- TAHM
I don't scream when I pee. I took care of that!
- TAHM
Maybe it is second-hand beef
- TAHM
You're becoming Cake
Who the hell is paul?
- Men at work
Your soul, please
- TAHM
I am not some greek philosopher
- MAT
I had two brothers
- TAHM
I give you 500 Dollars Split the difference 250
- TAHM
who moved the reindeers
- TAHM
Going to our mothers would cut into that!
- TAHM
Don't shoot the messenger
- TAHM
You are using Chocolate as positive reinforcement for what you consider for correcting behavior
- BBT
A: Are you kidding me? B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
- I am good for 74 Dollars
- TAHM
It's not funny twice!
- TAHM
This dry streak is trying to affect your mind
- TAHM
Howard sleeping, this is his mother! Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
- BBT
With this technology, we finally defeated privacy!
- Better Off Ted
Either one of you weirdos wants to buy underwear, only 1400 bucks!
- @ BBT
They can't function without me, I am the social glue that holds this little group together!
- Sheldon @ BBT
Free coffee is the only reason people have jobs
- MAT
You don't screw the roommate agreement, The roommate agreement screw you!
- BBT
It's alright! They didn't take my comic books
- Sheldon on BBT
Who cares as long as you pick me?
- BBT
People buy an expensive gift the for the housekeeper -TAHM
How could a box leave a ring?
- TAHM
I don't know if groceries store the first place I would go for that, but good luck!
- TAHM
And yet but both my ex-wives live on!
- Products for people who don't have presentations
- BOT
now that's how it's done!
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- TAHM
Oh yeah, I tried to watch it online, but they wanted my credit card
- BBT
Neither do I! Doogie Howser been out at the air for 20 years
- BBT
That's something we have in common. -BBT (Big Bang Theory)
yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk yourself
- BBT
Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he is drunk, go!
- TAHM
You brought your husband to work, you know the rules!
- BBT
Don't talk down to me Alan!
- TAHM
You spend it as quickly as you get it!
- TAHM
Meditation is nothing but hokum
- BBT
I swear to God I am smart
- BBT
I know it hard to accept those giant companies don't care about people
- MAT
Babysitter is 1000X important than sharing gossip
- MAT
Indian children are very affectionate towards their parents and treat them well when they are old
- Kadhal Kavidhai
Aims for the stars buddy
- MAT
10 things women are really thinking? Did you put the wrong article?
- MAT
You do know that friends that imply that you talk and hang out and actually know things about each other right, Oh, then I have quite strangers with benefits
- MAT
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